Fun with Babelfish.

English to Korean --> "You smell bad." -->너는 악을 냄새맡는다 (now back to english) -->"Sniff the evil which spreads out"

English to Japanese --> "Ian is a crazy blonde petite woman chasing fool." -->イアンは愚か者を追跡している狂気のブロンドの小柄い女性で (back to English)-->As for イアン small stature of the blonde of the insanity which pursues the idiot it is and it is the woman

English to Chinese (simp) --> "The slug leaves a trail of slime." -->子弹离开软泥足迹。 (back to English) --> "The bullet leaves the muck trail."